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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

[] Funky Email []

OK folks! i just received this E-mail from my friend and it's really funny so i would like to share it with you guys. it's kinda racist and all my Indian friends especially muthu, (your name wasn't put by me! it was from the mail itself!) so this was how it went....

WELCOME TO AIR INDIA!

"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain MUTHU.
Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of
Air India

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was
due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not
guaranteed,
but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor,
we may even be landing on your village!

Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our
safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request,
we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we
serve complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw.

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can
help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will
not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television.

However,
for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates
Airline,
where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you
see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us
to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as
close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.

Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
and fasten your seat-belt.

For those of you who can't find
a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.

And,for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch
with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

ENJOY AIR INDIA!

the sun sets and night covered the world.
11:42 PM